# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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