just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
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I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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