I hate your face
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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