Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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