I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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