I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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