I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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