p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
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