All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
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Pants are for mortals
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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