How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
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They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
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