Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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