Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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