Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
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A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
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