She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
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My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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