I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
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Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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