im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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