Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
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I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
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