Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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