Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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