my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
