But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
