At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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