dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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