Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she woke up with a sticky ear
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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