You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
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I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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