We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
How naked do you want me to be?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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