I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
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Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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