I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
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First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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