Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
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I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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