How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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