Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
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I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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