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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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