He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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