those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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