When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Randomize
