in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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