i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
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Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
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Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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