Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
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Sober January is a disaster.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
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Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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