:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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