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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I am in a vortex of obligation.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.

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(512): View more from Texas

You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.

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(219): View more from Indiana

I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.

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(818): View more from California

Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."

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(716): View more from New York

banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.

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(269): View more from Michigan

Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.

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(587): View more from Alberta

Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.

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