I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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