Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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