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Is this the I'm gay speech?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
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I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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