i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Everything about him screamed your future.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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