I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
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