Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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