dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
