And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
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Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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