I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
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Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
If I die, sorry about rent.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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