Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
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He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
third nipple confirmed
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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