You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
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Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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