Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Girls should come with a carfax report
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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