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capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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