i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
