I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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