He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
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And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
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I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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