Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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