your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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