Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
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Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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